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    I need all the help I can get after I cost us the game in Dallas...(Kill me)

   I'm getting executed on Tuesday morning at 12:00 am

   I won Survivor Guatemala and $1 million.  I'm from Tonganoxie...go Kansas!!!

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    This shouldn't be here...

  That's what you get for flying Southwest...

Maine produces more toothpicks than any other U.S. state.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

No NFL team that plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.  (Until this year...Colts)   

Saturday November 26, 2005

42,826 people filed into Memorial Stadium for the Jayhawks early 11:30 kick-off against Iowa State.  Both teams had quite a lot riding on this game; A win for Kansas would make them bowl eligible for the second time in three years, and a win for Iowa State would give them the outright title in the Big XII North.  Things started out like anticipated, The KU defense was strong in the first quarter as was ISU's.  Kansas sophomore kicker Scott Webb made a 48 yard field-goal to put the Hawks up, 3-0 KU.  On the next Cyclones drive, Bret Meyer took them down the field for a touchdown, 7-3 ISU.  After the second Iowa State interception, Meyer once again hooked up with wide receiver Todd Blythe for another score, 14-3 ISU.  Near the end of the first half the Jayhawks were driving yet again only to be stopped by the third Cyclone interception of the half. 

 *Halftime: ISU-14 KU-3*

The second half started out much like the first, a defensive battle.  KU was able to get inside the red-zone but once again was forced to settle with only a field goal, this time a 33-yard chip shot, 14-6 ISU.  Now let's stop for a minute and thank whoever it was for putting in instant replay for college games this year...thank you.  Now into the fourth quarter KU needed a touchdown, so on 4th and goal Mark Mangino called the old quarterback sneak with Brian Luke (Swanson injured himself in the 3rd quarter).  After 20 seconds of debating, Luke didn't get in, Iowa State ball...but wait..."The previous play is under review".  After the review, it was an obvious touchdown and the two-point conversion was successful, 14-14.  The momentum had totally shifted, but the Cyclones didn't seem to notice, they went 56 yards in 3:14 and recaptured the lead, 21-14 ISU.  After a Jayhawk turnover with inside 3:30 left, Kansas fans thought the season was over, but the defense came through yet again and forced a punt with just over 1:00 remaining.  Then the offense put together the best drive of the year by far, just embarrassing the Iowa State defense and scoring on a 14-yard pass pattern from Luke to Fields, 21-21.  The Cyclones failed to score...overtime.

*End of Regulation: ISU-21 KU-21*

Kansas won the coin toss and elected to defer and play defense first.  The Iowa State made an idiotic decision and chose to go toward the North end zone when all thier fans were at the South end zone!  The KU defense had a quick three-and-out and the Cyclones kicker butchered a 41-yard kick and gave the Hawks an opportunity to win with a score.  KU did three rushing plays to get Webb on for his 3rd (and hopefully final) field goal attempt, a 34-yarder..."The kick is up...it's right down the middle!  The Jayhawks are bowl eligible!" 

**Final Score: KU-24 ISU-21** 

KU wins, they're going to a bowl game, you'll know which one next time...

  The greatest broadcaster that ever lived, Max Falkenstien, 60 years of KU football and basketball. 

Things have been good  and bad  lately:

The Good:

I saw "Harry Potter GOF" Friday night and that was AMAZING

There was a sweet midget who was like the band instructor or something I don't know but he was so funny to look at.  He was without a doubt my favorite character.  If you know what I'm talking about let me know...

   Yeah...   

The KU basketball season is underway (2-2)

Wins: Idaho St., Chaminade          Losses: Arizona, Arkansas

I have a 37-game winning streak in ESPN NFL 2K5

The Bad:

I have a separated disc in my lower back.  It will take over 3 months to heal completely.   So EVERY hour I have to do all these exercise things so the pain will go away.  As of right now, I can't play CYO basketball, and I can't bowl.  But, by tryout time, which is 13 days away, hopefully I'll be good enough to go.

The Extras:

    O Canada...   Drunkn Canadians...

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Kermit the Frog is left-handed.     (Yes !!!)    

In the four major US professional sports, (Baseball, Basketball, Football, and Hockey), there are only seven teams whose nicknames do not end with an "S:" Basketball: The Miami Heat, The Utah Jazz, The Orlando Magic. Baseball: The Boston Red Sox, The Chicago White Sox. Hockey: The Colorado Avalanche, The Tampa Bay Lightning. Football: None.

I know your reading this...so just give me some eprops !!! 

BTK QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Now let's get to work guys, we got a "butt load" of chairs to stack."

   Ferguson and Estaban

  Prison Break.  Final 2 episodes Monday's @ 8:00 on FOX

                Hawaii                              =       Maui Invitational      =               KU Basketball                                Monday vs Arizona

Yeah I know the last couple of these have been about KU, but this is one of the best seasons they've had in years, so we got to acknowledge it   

  36 straight years of losing to Nebraska is over...

  Big 12 Defensive Player of the week.

  He's never looked thinner...

  That would be two weeks in a row the goal posts take a trip to the lake.

  Nobody's seen that in a long, long time...

Yeah it was pretty sweet.  So now we're 5-4, one win away from a bowl game, two games left...Texas...Iowa State.  Who knows...maybe the #1 RUSH DEFENSE in the NCAA can stop Vince Young.  I know probably not, but once again...who knows...Watch it, KU / Texas 2:30 Saturday ABC

College B-ball starts Wednesday KU vs Fort Hayes St. @ 7:00 

It is said that there are still 3 golf balls sitting on the moon...I don't believe that we ever went to the moon.  If you think over wise...prove me wrong...be my guest.

The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Perriwinkle Blue.

There are more chickens in the world than people.      

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